gavinmichael:

when michael was trying to get ray to eat the twelve lava cakes and ray kept going no no i just ate pizza no

and then like ten minutes later lindsay says something and michael looks at ray and goes “oh my god is it because of the cakeless thing”

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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

Filed Under: about me

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

merylstreeptease:

i bet dermatologists hate him

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hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

Filed Under: about me

Mickey Milkovich Text Posts a.k.a. idk what i’m doing anymore

I’m sick of living a lie, aren’t you? I’m not lyin’ to you. Everyone else? Who gives a shit about everybody else? What fucking difference does it make if I lie to them? Because… Because you’re not free.

We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

spermbanker:

be protective over me so i can pretend to hate it while I silently fall in love with you

Filed Under: about me